A few weeks ago, I was incorrectly informed that nobody at my office would be dressing up for Halloween, so I put away all thoughts of dressing up with my boo* as Jacobim Mugatu and Derek Zoolander, or as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, or as any other partnerrific pop culture reference.
A few days ago, I was informed by our office manager that we would be having a costume contest, complete with photos and voting and prizes. I had given up all hope of coming up with a good costume for this year, but my coworker Rory came up with the brilliant idea of everyone in our block of cubicles dressing as each other, but off-by-one, clockwise. (So Rory will dress as David, David will dress as Bernardo, Bernardo will dress as me, and I will dress as Rory.)
It is a great idea, and I think it will be really, really funny.
But as much fun as it will be to figure out how to style my waist-length hair into a faux undercut worthy of Rory’s real undercut, dressing as a normal person doesn’t really satisfy my theatrical, costume-loving, bargain-hunting, cheapskate ass on Halloween…
And so, allow me to reminisce about Halloween 2015, when my boo and I dressed up as Mathilda and Léon, from Léon: The Professional (which is a GREAT movie that you should watch if you haven’t already seen it, and if you have, you should watch it again).
Here we are in our fully costumed glory, standing by the women’s restroom.
I am still suuuper proud of this costume (not least of all because I still wear the bomber jacket, choker, and t-shirt on a regular basis) and would love to find an excuse to wear it again (and take a billion photos, instead of, like, three).
I had a hard time finding useful resources when I was putting our costumes together, so I’ll have a post up soon with a detailed rundown of how I did it, in case anyone else wants to dress as Mathilda and Léon!
(You know who wants to dress as Mathilda and Léon? Everyone. EVERYONE!!!)
*I don’t usually refer to my boyfriend as my boo, but I’m trying to be festive and spooky.
[EDIT: The costume guide is finally live! Check it out here: Mathilda from Léon: The Professional Halloween Costume]