NEW Anxious Millennial T-Shirts – Anxiety All Day & Direct Deposit

This is another self-promotional post to let you know that I now have three (3) depressing t-shirt designs you can buy on Amazon! Clothe your body in millennial sadness!

Here’s my latest design, which I actually think isn’t very sad at all, tbh, because who doesn’t love direct deposit?

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Direct Deposit Heart Tattoo T-Shirt

If you too love the sweet smell of direct deposit in the morning but can’t commit to getting a real tattoo of your one true love, you can buy this Direct Deposit t-shirt instead so everyone knows you’re committed to gettin’ that cold hard cash.

Next up is my take on those Rosé All Day tank tops that are everywhere, perfect for people with anxiety who have to joke about it as a coping mechanism!

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Anxiété All Day – Anxiety Rosé All Day Parody T-Shirt

Who needs rosé wine (or a $405 Céline t-shirt) when you can overthink small everyday decisions and embrace the unplaceable fear that Something Is Going To Happen? Grab your own Anxiété All Day t-shirt here.

And finally, the first design I put up, which is perfect for any broke millennial who can’t afford to buy a house because you’re blowing your entire budget on avocado toast:

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Avocado Toast & Student Loans & Roommates Forever & Killing the Diamond Industry Millennial T-Shirt

Are you struggling with crippling student loan debt? Let this Avocado Toast & Student Loans t-shirt remind you of just how powerful you are – YOU are killing the diamond industry.

buy this thing: The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller (for $1.99!)

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My daily Goodreads email has just alerted me to the fact that the Kindle edition of The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller is on sale for $1.99 until July 31. This book is GORGEOUS and GLORIOUS and TRAGIC and I LOVE IT and I promise you will love it too. It’s about Patroclus and Achilles and friendship and love and the Trojan War, and it will make you feel so many feelings. Here’s what is probably my favorite quote:

When he speaks at last, his voice is weary, and defeated. He doesn’t know how to be angry with me, either. We are like damp wood that won’t light.


The Raven Boys is ON SALE and i’m PSYCHED because you should read it

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The Kindle edition of The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater is on sale TODAY ONLY!!! for $3.99 (originally $9.99, according to the GoodReads email that alerted me to this most glorious deal). Cop yer copy while the price is right, or let me convince you with my in-depth literary analysis reading notes (a vocabulary list and choice quotes) (though they are a bit spoiler-y, so beware).

From the author’s own website:

“Four private school boys and a psychic’s daughter quest for ancient magic in the mountains of Virginia”